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loic-locatelli:

Je sais. J’avais dit que ce n’était qu’un délire passager, et voila pourtant
le deuxième article consacré aux Flavor Girls. Je sentais juste que je
n’étais pas allé au bout du truc la dernière fois, et j’avais encore plein
de persos en tête que je jugeais meilleurs que les précédents.

J’ai aussi imaginé tout un background scénaristique autour de ces
petites nanas, je ne sais pas si j’oserai un jour en parler ici
(non, RIEN de sexuel pour cette fois).

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demoncolbert:

did you hear the one about the florists?

there are two florists - normal guys, just selling flowers in their town. they do well, make an honest living, business is blooming, things seem great. a few months later, two friars move in. the friars decide to become florists themselves. months go by and eventually, the townspeople decide they prefer buying their flowers from men of god. the two original florists lose a lot of business and fall into hard times.

they decide to change things. the original florists go talk to the friars and ask them nicely to leave, but nothing happens. so the original florists decide to beat the crap out of the friars. they go to beat the crap out of the friars, but, surprise! the friars beat the crap out of them instead. the original florists dont know what to do.

so they hire a mercenary named hugh. hugh starts politely, like the original florists did, and tries to get the friars to leave peacefully. they dont respond well. hugh eventually has enough of their nonsense and goes to beat the friars up. he kicks the crap out of them and scares the friars out of the town. the original florists begin making money again and everything returns to normal. all is well.

anyway, the point of the story is that only hugh can prevent florist friars.

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jellygod:

Pokémon -Neil Cicierega - Mouth Silence

listen to this

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And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.

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WHICH BING BONG THEORY ARE YOU?

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midnitesurprise:

ive been thinking about and playing mother 3 a lot recently

midnitesurprise:

ive been thinking about and playing mother 3 a lot recently