Wintergreen

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On the other hand, Fluffy’s card counting is not coming along as well.

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Because drawing is still a thing I do.

vgjunk:

From the Mario vs. Wario chapter of Nintendo Power’s Super Mario Adventures comic.

darkchibishadow:

chompass:

grapeyguts:

gerrark:

1. Some nerd who clearly spends all his time on Reddit and 4chan starts killing people just to get a chance at nailing some girl who’s using him for cash.

2. A handful of heroes you see every game fight on the exact same map with the exact same items.

You walk around for fucking hours and have to read books and shit to even understand what’s going on. People talk to you in god damn moonrunes and expect you to understand what they want, and then send you off into the wilderness for some garbage that’s supposed to be important. But all that happens is you get swarmed by pterodactyls. You stumble around doing meaningless tasks for Lord of the Rings characters and you don’t even get EXP for finishing quests. This creepy gay pervert with ornate china on his face talks to you in your sleep. When you finally get to beat the shit out of him it takes forever just to find the asshole; when you do you discover he sounds like an unshaven basement-dweller with Cheetos stuck in his mangy neck hair.

1. Some wimpy sniveling shithead in an army jacket gets lost in a shitty abandoned town looking for his wife. You cant even go to the mcdonalds there, and you get followed around by Christina Agulera until she gets killed, but she always comes back even if you dont want her to. Some little girl steps on your hand and abuses you constantly and you dont have the balls to tell her to stop. All the monsters have really defined asses and put them in your face. Dudes with traffic cones on their heads Stab everyone all the time and you’ll probably end up just driving your car into a lake after you beat the final boss and it doesnt matter anyway because your radio is fucking broken also there’s some pizza but You CANT EVEN EAT IT BECAUSE EDDIE EATS IT ALL

2. You are a dog. The O button makes you bark. You have to defeat some stupid multi headed dragon and nobody can understand you because you are a dog.

3. Some kid with a bowlcut has to solve a murder mystery starring the cast of scooby doo. Eveyrone wants your dick. You think that would be a good thing but all of the characters you can get with are fucking crazy and adachi still wont bring dojima his coffee no matter how many times he asks. You go to school and shit and read books and fish and its exactly like real life but you’re just some kid with a bowl cut

Some mother fucker wanders around on a damn horse like some Zelda rip-off and loves necrophilia. You just wander around for hours and never seem to get anywhere and your horse just keeps running in circles and you grab stuff but keep falling off because of the shaking of these giant monsters and there’s nothing but these giant monsters. You will never figure out the leveling system or the item system, it’s like they totally forgot to put it in the game or something. Instead of a good soundtrack they give you some orchestral violin-y string-y bullshit saga of music. There’s this one time you fall into a lake and this lion thing beats the crap out of you and shit sucks. You get a stick to fight it and I don’t know what to even do with it I had a friend beat that part cuz damn was it really boring. And then, at the end you see your dumb fat horse finally fall off a cliff and it’s really satisfying but then you get struck with a shit ton of lighting bolts and then some guy comes and sucks you into a hole and you turn into a baby. A BABY? WHAT IS THIS? OTHER M? COME ON.

So basically, the game is about the systematic destruction of a natural habitat to make way for over ambitious colonist who brought over way too many people due to the destruction of their homeland. Most of the gameplay consists of beating native flora and fauna over the head with neon glowsticks till they melt into puddles and spill out money and weapons that you can only assume were inside of them due to having eaten or ingested previous colonist. Your reward for destroying all the native plants and animals is to do it again once they’ve evolved to resist your destructive tendencies.

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terri-bat:

militarypenguin:

one mooooore thing

UNCLE

scarygoround:

I drew this a year ago and meant to do something more with it, maybe after the current Bad Machinery tale I will develop these themes.